:i'm a youtuber:
alright, let me explain. so we're in canada. janice and i went to a Richmond (seriously more hong kong than.. well.. hong kong) night market. think Ladies Market only much nicer, 2-3 times more expensive, and less white people. they had a stage where they had dubious talent that entertained the passer byes until they had the real acts around 8pm. when we got there, we saw THIS... a chinese man with a heavy chinese accent singing and dancing to billie jean... it was as embarrassing to listen as it was to watch... some of his moves were good, some were REALLY bad.. i had to youtube it. watch it till the end to hear his singing voice & accent. you gotta love Richmond Chinese MJ wannabees...